"Just ain't the same 'round here no more," Charles
McChucklechunks told reporters. "Makes for a real short
horseshoe game, I can tell you that! I'll throw my shoes and
just wait ...nothing! That silver set of shoes just kind of
sits there in the dust not movin or nothin!"
Mr. McChucklechunks adds, "Yeah, me an ole Morgan spent
a lot of time out here in the pits just a flappin and a yappin,
playin shoes, and drinkin a ice cold pop."