The Morgan Taylor

    "What befunckles me," says Billy-Bo-Bob Brain (the White House assistant to the deputy maintenance engineer in charge of podiatric surface protection at the White House police substation #6 , "is that when we'all tried to locate the next of kin(?), they wasn't there neither!"

    Billy-Bo-Bob Brain goes on to say, "It's like they'all just got in their cars and driveded em away! When I looks inside, there was that black umbrella, the one he used to so lovingly beat his little pet black bear with, standing up in the corner next his favorite chair."

"An another thing," said Mr. Brain, "They had just changed out all their furnishins 'cause they was all this new stuff there!